CAL: HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO

DAVE: fuck you dude i have a fairy now incase you hadnt noticed

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA

DAVE: ive got a fucking summons to see bro

DAVE: its like ive jury duty or something

DAVE: and oh shit if i dont show up shits going down

DAVE: take my ass to the slammer and throw away the key no way this guys getting out

DAVE: now move over

CAL: HOO HOO HEE HEE HAA HAA HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE

DAVE: youre fucking with me right ive got better things to do then go on some wild goose chase for a shitty sword and shield

CAL: HAA HAA HOO HOO HEE HEE

DAVE: screw you dude

CAL: HEE HEE HOO HOO HAA HAA HEE HEE

DAVE: fine i get it all ready

DAVE: just tell your damn fairy to lay off the rump bumping in my face

DAVE: i dont care how plush it is

DAVE: thats just not cool

Right so what’s with his asshole?

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Usually he’s gigglier when he’s pulling one of his pranks. If this isn’t actually a prank, then you could just go in and see Bro.

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Matt: I’ve decided to change the character sheet layout to something more esthetically pleasing. Only the basic colors are included now, since shading colors depend on the lighting. The layout will vary depending on the character’s design.

John’s design is simple. He wears a blue v-neck romper with a dark brown belt and dark navy blue lace-up boots. He wears a light blue turtleneck underneath.

I’ll eventually get around to re-doing the previous character designs, but most likely that will happen when they have an outfit change.

JOHN: hey dave!

JOHN: oh… wow! did you finally get a fairy? its about time you stopped being such a loser. dang youre really one of us now…

DAVE: yeah thanks for the encouraging words egbert

JOHN: :B

DAVE: but ive got to get going though too many irons in the fire ive apparently got a date with a tree

JOHN: bro called for you? thats so cool! oh man. you need to get going then, dude. dont let me hold you up!

DAVE: heh yeah okay thanks

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You notice a drawing on the side of your tree. Did someone defile your house?

Nah, it’s just a totally rad drawing you made when you were younger. It was based off a dream you had of you fighting a giant crab monster in the most badass form ever. Giant crab monsters don’t exist, of course, but you know if they did exist, you’d kick its ass just as hard as you did in your dream.

Looking at it, you think the drawing isn’t really all that good. You were young. You’ve definitely improved a lot since then.

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DAVE: i told you not to touch my shit

TEREZI: YOU 4LSO TOLD M3 1 W4S 4 P4TH3T1C DR4GON

TEREZI: B3S1D3S D1D YOU H34R HOW SW33T THOS3 B34TS 1 W4S M4K1NG W3R3?

DAVE: just dont quit your day job

TEREZI: H3Y!!

DAVE: lets just go before you blow us up or something

TEREZI: F1N3

TEREZI: N1C3 SK1RT BY TH3 W4Y

[S] Dave: Descend

The one to the left is one of your personal favorites by Jit. The vinyl your best bro was wanting is “Satellite Physician” by DoubleJoeSeven. You gotta hand it to him, the guy has good taste.

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While you’re at it, you should probably give your best bro the vinyl he wanted.

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